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老板娘的冷幽默Wife of shop-owner cold humor
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老板娘的冷幽默
Wife of shop-owner cold humor
1、早上惹老婆生气了,这货居然拿出两颗胶囊药,拆开把粉末倒出来,然后递给我一根牙签,说用牙签沾着吃完就原谅我。
1, make wife angry in the morning, this cargo was took out two medicine capsules, open out the powder, and then handed me a toothpick, said a toothpick clings to eat just forgive me...
2、中午吃饭,电视里在唱《在那遥远的地方》,老婆问是谁的歌,我说王洛宾。
2, noon to eat, TV singing &in the distant place, who is the wife ask song, I said luobin wang.
这二货所有所思的说:&真有才,还会唱歌,我以前只听过他的鹅鹅鹅。&
The two goods all thinks of say: &I have only, still can sing, I've only heard his goose goose goose.&
我乐道:&二货,你说那个叫骆宾王!!!&
I: &two goods, you said that is their own features!!!&
3、老婆:咱们要是离婚了,房子归我,我的钱也得拿走。
3, wife: if we got a divorce, the house belongs to me, I have to take the money.
我:那我的钱呢?
I: what about my money?
老婆:你的钱就是我的钱,你有什么钱?
Wife: you of money is my money, do you have any money?
4、老婆过生日,实在想不起来送什么,就问老婆:亲爱的,你过生日想要什么啊?
4, the wife's birthday, really can't remember what, ask a wife: dear, what do you want for your birthday?
老婆说:你看我缺什么就送什么吧,说出来就没意思了。
The wife say: what do you think I lack what is what, say it is boring.
本人嘴贱:那你缺什么啊?
My mouth base: that you are short of what?
老婆恶狠狠的说:缺钱!
The wife bold said: lack of money!
5、有个极品老公真是够了!!每次吵架,他就摔门而出,直接奔我娘家去了,我爸妈一个劲的打电话骂我,最后都是我开车把他接回来。。。
5, have a best husband is really enough!! Each quarrel, he would slam the door, and ran directly I went home and my parents kept calling to scold me, finally I drove him to come back...
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