英语有没有顿号关于hobby的英语笑话??

我的业余爱好(My Hobby)80字带翻译
there are a great many hobbies to choose from. some people enjoy collecting coins or stampes,
ohers choose to spend their time on sports or music.
I have many hobbies,but playing basketball is my favorite one.
At weekends, we always build a team to play basketball against anoher one in our neighbourhood.
The competitions brought us so much fun.
I think playing basketball is a good way to build up one's body and relax oneself.
But I will always remember that it's unwise to spend too much time playing.
现在有很多爱好可供选择,一些人喜欢收集硬币或者邮票,其他人则喜欢把时间花费在音乐和运动方面.
我也有许多爱好,但是打篮球是我最喜欢的,
周末,我们会和邻居建立一个小组对打篮球,比赛带给我们很多的乐趣,
因此我认为打篮球是一个好的方式增强体质以及放松自己,但是我也认为花费太多时间打篮球也是不明智的.
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不要太难懂的,也不要太短或太长,贴近生活的最好啦。
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英语幽默:English HumoursWhen Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的?
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
老师:罗马是什么时候建成的?
汤姆:在夜里建成的。
老师:谁告诉你的?
汤姆:是您啊。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的。-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------孔子名言:Famous saying of Confucius学而时习之,不亦说乎?
Is it not pleasant to learn with a constant perseverance and application?
温故而知新,可以为师矣。
If a man keeps cherishing his old knowledge, so as continually to be acquiring new, he may be a teacher of others。------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------英语格言:English proverbsThe ti to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long . 人生苦短,若虚度年华,则短暂的人生就太长了。(英国剧作家 莎士比亚. W.)Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.-Shakespeare 宁为聪明的愚夫,不作愚蠢的才子。-莎士比亚
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学习英语方法1. 坚持不懈,从不间断。每天至少看 10-15 分钟的英语,早晨和晚上是学英语的最好时间。 (Never give up, keep working on. Speak English at least 10-15 minutes every day. The best time to learn English is in the morning and the evening.) 2.方法要灵活多样。一种方式学厌了,可以变换其他的方式,以便学而不厌。 (Different kinds of ways to learn English. One way is boring, you can use other ways, so that you won't feel bored.) 3.上下相连,从不孤立。记忆英语要结合上下文,不要孤立的记单词和短语,要把握句中的用法。 (Connect up to down, don't make it alone. According to the passage, remember the words and phrases, try to graspe the meanings of the words. ) 4.熟记常用语,确保准确无误。把常用的交际用语背熟,俗能生巧。 (Remember useful expressions, and make sure it's right. Practice makes perfect.) 5.尽量用第一人称来记习惯用语和句型,以便记忆牢固。 (Try to Remember idioms and setences with the first calling, make sure to remember deeply.) 6.多方位多角度来学英语。要经常读报、听广播、看外语电影、听外语讲座、读课本和别人交谈等方式来学英语。 (Learn English in different ways. Read newspapers, listen to the radio , watch English movies, listen to English lectures, read textbooks and talk with each other ect.) 7.敢于开口说英语,不要怕犯错误。人人都会犯错,这是在所难免的,只要敢说,就一定能学好。 (Speak English as much as possible, don't be afraid of making mistakes. Everyone can make mistakes, it is possible. Try your best to learn it well.) 8.要创设情景,加强交际训练。语言的运用离不开场景的强化训练,只有交际,才能学好。 (Set up situation, strength comunacation practice. Language can't leave away from the situation, you'd better do more practising and you can learn it well.)英语小笑话一.A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: &That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!&
一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋,说:“那太好了!一个炉子可以省一半的煤,那么如果我买两个炉子的话,不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗?” 二.Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”三.The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, &Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.&
&Why use my elbow and foot?&
&Well, gosh,& was the reply, &You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?&
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。
My Hobby Everyone has own hobbies,i also have that is play computers.If i have time,I must play computer at home.So i know a lot from computer.I think computer not only give me joys but also let me know many things. 翻译;每个人都有自己的业余爱好,我也有那就是玩电脑,只要我一有时间我就会在家玩电脑,因此我从电脑上也了解了很多,我认为电脑不仅可以给我带来乐趣还可以让我了解很多事情 My Hobby I can play basketball very well and playing basketball is my hobby.Because playing basketball is interesting. 我的爱好 我能打篮球打得非常好并且打篮球是我的业余爱好。因为打篮球非常有趣My hobby Different people have different hobbies.Such as collecting stamps,singing,dancing,playing basketball and so on.But my hobby is drawing pictures.I draw pictures as well as my friends. I draw them after school.As a result,I won the first prize! Do you share my interest!
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Like Father ,Like Son (有其父必有其子)
One day ,Mr.Read found a litter boy in his apple tree.He got veryangry and shouted ,&Hey,get down at once ,or I'll have a word with your father !&
But the boy ,without stopping eating the apple ,raised his head towards the branches above and said .&Dad ,get down .A guy under the tree wants to have a word with you!&
有其父必有其子
一天,瑞德先生看见一个小男孩在他家苹果树上,他很生气就对那个男孩大喊:“,嘿!你给我立马滚下来,否则我就告诉你爸爸去!”
但是,男孩还不停的吃着苹果,抬头朝这上面树枝上的父亲说道:“爸爸,你下来,树下有个家伙想和你谈一谈!” 1.猴子捞月One day, a little monkey is playing by the well.一天,有只小猴子在井边玩儿。He looks in the well and shouts:它往井里一瞧,高喊道:&Oh! My god! The moon has fallen into the well!&“噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里头啦!”An older monkey runs over, takes a look, and says:一只大猴子跑来一看,说,&My goodness! The moon is really in the water!&“糟啦!月亮掉在井里头啦!”An oldest monkey comes over.老猴子也跑过来。He is very surprised as well and cries out:他也非常惊奇,喊道:&The moon is in the well.&“糟了,月亮掉在井里头了!”A group of monkeys run over to the well.一群猴子跑到井边来,They look at the moon in the well and shout:他们看到井里的月亮,喊道:&The moon did fall into the well! Come on! Let's get it out!&“月亮掉在井里头啦!快来!让我们把它捞起来!”Then, the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down, with his feet on the branch,然后,老猴子倒挂在大树上,and he pulls the next monkey's feet with his hands.拉住大猴子的脚。All the other monkeys follow his suit,其他的猴子一个个跟着,and they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well.它们一只连着一只直到井里。Just before they reach the moon, the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky.正好他们摸到月亮的时候,老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢。He yells excitedly: &Don't be so foolish! The moon is still in the sky!&它兴奋地大叫:“别蠢了!月亮还好好地挂在天上呢!”2.生金蛋的鹅The goose with the golden eggsOne morning a countryman went to his goose's nest, and saw a yellow and glittering egg there.He took the egg home. To his delight, he found that it was an egg of pure gold. Every morning the same thing occurred, and he soon became rich by selling his eggs.The countryman became more and more greedy. He wanted to get all the gold at once, so he killed the goose, when he looked inside, he found nothing in its body.一天早晨,一位农夫发现自家的鹅窝中有一只金灿灿的蛋。他将蛋带回家,惊喜地发现这是一个金蛋。此后,农夫每天都能得到一个金蛋。从此,他靠卖他的金蛋变得富有起来。农夫变得越来越贪婪,他想一下子得到鹅肚子中所有的金蛋。于是他杀死了鹅,但是,鹅肚子中什么也没有。寓意: 如果不懂得知足,贪得无厌,我们就会失去已经拥有的东西。3.老狮子与狐狸 The lion and the foxThe lion once said that he was sick on his death bed.So he asked all the animals to come and listen to his last wishes.The goat came to the lion’s cave. He stood there and listened for a long time. Then a sheep went in. Before she came out, a rabbit entered to hear the last wishes of the king of beasts.But soon the lion seemed to recover, and went to the mouth of his cave.He saw a fox waiting outside. &Why don’t you come in?& asked the lion to the fox.&I beg Your Majesty’s pardon,& said the fox, &I have seen many animals enter your cave, but none of them come out.Till they come out again, I prefer to wait outside.&一头年老的狮子声称自己病得要死了,他告诉所有的动物来听他的临终遗言。一只山羊进入狮子的洞穴,并一直留在那里,接着一只绵羊也进去了。之前,一只兔子也曾进去听这兽中之王的临终遗言。但是不久,狮子好像康复了,能走到洞口了,他看到狐狸站在洞口,就问:“你为什么不进来呢?”“尊敬的殿下,”狐狸回答说,“如果我没发现只有进去的脚印,没有一个出来的脚印,我也许会进洞去。”
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谢了你的猴子捞月,但是里面会有语法错误但是还是谢谢你落
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It was the first day of school.
The leader heard so much noise from one of the classrooms.He ran into one of the classroom and find a boy who is the tallest in the class.&Come to my room and don't leave until I leave.&he said angrily.As he went back to the class room,he taught the importance of keeping cilent in the classroom for nearly an hour.
&So,any questions?&He said .One of the girl stood up and said&Please,sir,may I have our teacher back?&
开学第一天。
校长听见一个教室里有很大动静,于是冲进教室,发现有一个比别人都高的男孩。“到我的办公室来,在我离开前不许走!”他生气地说。当他回到教室后,他向全班同学讲了关于保持课堂纪律的重要性,足足有一个小时。
“还有什么问题吗”他说。一个女孩站起来说:“先生,你可以让我们的校长回来了吗?”
If I Have One Thousand Dollars
If I have one thousand dollars, I will buy some flowers for my teachers and my parents, because they teach me a lot.
If I have one thousand dollars, I will give some to the poor people and the poor children, let the children go to school and have a richer life.
If I have one thousand dollars, I will buy a lot of books for myself. Then I will call my good friends come to my house to enjoy my books together.
If I have one thousand dollars, I will save the money in the bank for the future in need
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. &What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?& &I gave it to a poor old woman,& he answered. &You're a good boy,& said the mother proudly. &Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?& &She is the one who sells the candy.& 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。”
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. &What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?& &I gave it to a poor old woman,& he answered. &You're a good boy,& said the mother proudly. &Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?& &She is the one who sells the candy.& 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. &What kind of bird?& my sister asked. &I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest,& replied the child. &Then, can you give us a description of the nest?& my sister encouraged her . &Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. & Notes: (1) inform v.告诉 (2) nest n.窝;巢 (3) description n.描述 (4) encourage v.鼓励 (5) resemble v. 相似;类似 18.鸟窝与头发 我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。 “是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。 “我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。 “那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。 “哦,老师,就像你的头发一样。” I've Just Bitten My Tongue &Are we poisonous?& the young snake asked his mother. &Yes, dear,& she replied - &Why do you ask?& &Cause I've just bitten my tongue! & Notes: (1) poisonous adj.有毒的 (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。 我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。” A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, &Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?& 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?” 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧? Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢? Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者(sleepwalker)梦游(walk in his sleep)呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了。 英语笑话(二) He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。 英语笑话(三) Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. &Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America.& 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。” 英语笑话(四)my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦, 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊! 布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。” 英语笑话(五)Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员, 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧。 英语笑话(六)The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, &Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.& &Why use my elbow and foot?& &Well, gosh,& was the reply, &You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?& 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。
Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. &What kind of bird?& my sister asked. &I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest,& replied the child. &Then, can you give us a description of the nest?& my sister encouraged her . &Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. &
A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?一只树蟾蜍爱上另一只住在树上的蟾蜍女郎。它是一只二趾的蟾蜍,而蟾蜍女郎是三趾的。那只二趾的树蟾蜍尝试夺取三趾蟾蜍女郎的方心,因为二趾蟾蜍喜欢三趾蟾蜍女郎所踩踏的土地。可是,二趾蟾蜍徒劳无功。它不能满足三趾蟾蜍女郎的心意。在三趾蟾蜍女郎的卧室,三趾蟾蜍女郎用它的三趾能力将二趾蟾蜍的念头打消了。All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea! 我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你,我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡,那我就要一杯茶吧!Betty Botter had some butter, &But,& she said, &this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter - that would make my batter better.& So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter. 贝蒂博他有些牛油,她说:「可是,牛油有点苦味。若我烘这些牛油,我的面糊便会有苦味。如果有些较优质的牛油,我的面糊便会更好味。」因此,她买了一些较优质的牛油,放进她的面糊里搅拌,面糊不苦了。这是贝蒂博他最好买些较优质的牛油的原因。
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Said that an alcoholic, a drink to go home, home, want to urinate on the toilet, the lights in front of a sliding door inside, and after he finished bathroom praise from a wife: &a wife you really able to fix the bathroom light , a bright open it, you're OK He He... &&Bang, popping, popping...& Several more. . .Hears wife said: &I told you how many times, and not allowed to go to the refrigerator pee ah...&
说,一个酒鬼,一喝回家,回家,要上厕所小便,在一个滑动门前灯里面,他说完后,妻子从浴室称赞:“太太你真的能够解决浴室光,光明打开它,你就行赫嗬...“只听“弹出,弹出...”几个。 。 。听到妻子说:“我告诉你多少次,而不是可以到冰箱里撒尿啊...”
Tom’s Birthday It was Tom’s birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family,and one of them was a beartiful big drum. “Who gave him thay thing?”answered Tom’s mother. “Oh,”said his father. Of course,Tom liked his drum very much.He made terrible noise with is,but his mother did not mind.His father was working during the day,and Tom was in bed when he got home in the evening,so he did not hear the noise. But one of the neighbours did not like noise at all.So one morning a few days later she took a sharp knife and went to Tom’s house while he was hitting his drum.She said to him,”Hello,Tom,do you know,there’s something very nice inside your drum.Here is a knitf.Open the frum and let’s find it.”
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