求麦当劳小故事,要简短,易读的那种!100个单词左右就可以了.没办法英语不行啊,随便点,一个麦当劳的英文笑话也可以,多点我有得选择哦!
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As we all know,the founder of the McDonald's brand Crocker,he has extraordinary management skills,the McDonald brothers operated a small fast-food restaurants has become the number one brand in the world,the United States of becoming one of the most influential entrepreneurs.However,It is said that from then McDonald's brother bought the franchise in the hands of Crocker in addition,there is a Dutch.The following two are completely different way of operating.By contrast,Crocker looks stupid.He only McDonald's stores,processing beef,cattle and the money went to let others make.AndDutch raise only 200 head of cattle
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Loyalty in Marriage
In no respect of opposing opinion from hei family ,a woman accepted the proposing of an ambitious council candidate who was of fame and popularity and engaged.However,bing involved in a scandal,her fiance lost his sponsors and many votes.Laster he was diagnosed with cancer,and for good therapy ,he was trapped in poverty.In the face of various grieves and disasters,he thought of suicide many times.He wouldn't survive but for the woman's virtue of fulfilling their pledge,staying by his bedside and managing to entertain him every day.
Owing to her through care and mild inspiration, he gradually lived through the tough period.On...
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
The bartender says &What can I get you?&
Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?
Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd):
No, I'm afraid we don't.
And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar.
The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on a bar stool.
Bartender: Hi. What can I get for you?
Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?
Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren't you in here yesterday. Look buddy, we don't have any grapes. OK?
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out the door.
The next day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning...
In a sunny eveningA thief climb into the Peter's homeHe looked and looked to also can not find the computerSo, Peter outHe said to him, feed, you doing hereThe thief said, &I have to steal somethingThen, the police caught him
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愚人哲学很久以前，在一个偏远的小山村，有一个小孩出生不久，父母即亡故。孩子在非常贫困的环境中长大，那种环境，连生活都很难维持，更不可能读书。所以，他不识字，也没有人告诉他姓什么，叫什么名字。
他天天为了三餐而辛勤劳动。每次找工作，他就告诉雇主说：“我只要有米吃就好了。”因此，大家就叫他“米老大”。
岁月不留人，他从少年渐入中年，结婚生子后，还是天天为三餐的米粮而奔忙劳苦。他家住在山边，经常砍柴去卖，这是他换取米粮的生计来源。
米老大非常老实，根本就不知道什么是计较。他砍的柴都很干，许多人都喜欢买他的柴。
有一天，他挑了柴欲送往城里卖，路上遇到一位很有钱却极悭吝的人。对方知道米老大的柴又干又好，拦住他说：“我要买你的柴。”
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她醒后清楚地记住这个电话，上班后，在无意聊天中就和她们同事说起这件事，又说那个男子特别帅，长的样子还能够清楚地记得，她们同事一边开玩笑一边起哄地非要她打那个电话，然后她在犹豫与好奇的状态下打了那个电话。
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