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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗? 约翰尼:他害病卧床了.他受了伤. 汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿? 约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了. I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?” “一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说. “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问. “他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱. “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的.” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子.过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里. 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好.你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上,先生.”那小男孩说. 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了. A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"且话偻蚰昴?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗? 学生:我指不出,但我知道答案. 老师:请说说看. 学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子. 2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道. "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了." 小女孩回答道. 3. The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too." 新老师 9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里. "乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问. "妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6." 4. A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题. 这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声? 尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后. Jim’s History Examination Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination? Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born. 吉姆的历史考试 舅舅:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样? 母亲:唉,糟透了.可话又说回来,这也不能怪他.嗨,他们尽问一些这个 可怜的孩子出生前的事儿. 回答者: 可爱乖宁宁 - 四级
21:17 Magic change神奇变化 Gaga is a little duck. He is small, dirty and ugly. His friends don’t like to play with him. One day, Gaga walked behind his friends quietly(静悄悄地).But his friends did not want him. Gaga was very sad and ran to the river and cried loudly(大声地). Just then, a big beautiful bird heard(听见)him crying and flew down(飞下来,落下来). She said, “Please don’t cry. Tell me, what do you want? I can help you.” Gaga told the truth(真相). The beautiful bird said, “OK, I can help you to become a good-looking duck.” Then she took out a blanket and put it on the duck’s body. She said something which the little duck didn’t understand. Then she took away the blanket. There stood (站立)a good-looking duck. Gaga was very happy. He thanked the big bird and quickly went to play with his friends
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Story 6 Drunk&故事六 醉酒
One day, a father and his little son were going home. 一天,父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。
At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. 这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。
Now, he asked, &What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?&他向父亲发问道:&爸爸,&醉&字是什么意思?&
&Well, my son,& his father replied, &look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.& &唔,孩子,&父亲回答说,&你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。&
&But, dad,& the boy said, & there's only ONE policeman!&&可是,爸爸,&孩子说,&那儿只有一个警察呀!&
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给你这篇原创的伊索寓言故事,应该是家喻户晓的,再说我把中文都放上了,自己稍微动点脑筋就行了.放 羊 的 孩 子Crying Wolf Too Often 这里是一个美丽的乡下,有茂密的森林、有清澈的小溪、有宽广的草地、有安宁的小村庄.村里的人,都和睦相处、互相帮助.This is a beautiful country with a lot of good views,there are dense forests,broad grasslands,streams are clear and a tranquil village.All the residents get along with each other and willing to lend a helping hand to others.村里的人,多是种田的,有的种着麦子、有的种着稻子.当然,田野里还有许多不同的蔬菜,比如说:黄瓜、白菜和菠菜,都是盛产的.The people in the country live by farming,some plant wheat,some plant paddy.In the fields yield various fruitful vegetables as well,such as cucumber,cabbage and spinach.在村庄的边上,也少不了许多瓜果,甜甜的橘子和桃子,都压弯了枝.房边的西瓜地里,也都是诱人的景色.The edge of country,there are many melons,sweet oranges and juicy peaches are bending the branches.The fields of watermelons near the houses attracting the passengers.除了种地的人,村里还有靠打鱼为生的.也有一两户人家,有时也会去山里打猎,有时深山里也能看到狼群出没.Besides farming,some people live by fishing.There is one or two families sometimes go into mountains for hunting as well,on occasion,they would see wolves come and go in the remote mountains.村里住了一户人家,只有父子两人,父亲年迈,在家做些零活.儿子还小,就整天赶着羊群去山坡上放羊.There is one father lives with his young son in the village,the father is too old to do some odd jobs at home.His boy looks after sheep flock every day.山坡上草很好,是放羊的好所在,但是也离山很近,如果狼从山里出来了,对羊是很危险的.村里的人,都对那孩子做出过警告.On the hill covers a lot of fresh grass,it’s an ideal place to heading sheep,but,the sheep always at risk,as the hill closer to the mountain.All the people warned the boy of keeping away from this hill,because wolves live in the remote mountains and they always go around for food,they would come and kill your sheep while they smell out them.Unfortunately,boy ignored what they have told.有一天,孩子放了半天羊,没啥事可做,闲的无聊,就要想个方法来取乐.One day,the boy feels boning after half- he hung around on the hill wants to find a way for fun.于是他放声大叫:“狼来了!狼来了!”村里的居民闻声,都拿了锄头和棍子,急忙的跑上山坡来,但啥也没看到.And then,he cries:“help!Help!W the wolf is coming!” The residents of the village pick up hoes and sticks run as fast as they can to the hill while they heard boy’s cry,but they saw nothing at the end.孩子哈哈大笑说:“我只是叫着玩的,想看看你们跑来的样子,实在好玩又可笑.”The boy burst out laughing,said that:” I’m just kidding.I would like to
it’s really fun and ridiculous.”村里的人都非常生气,只好都回去工作了.同时也告诫孩子,以后别再恶作剧了.All the people are very angry with boy’s behavior and have to go back to work.At the same time,they warned boy to stop such prank.过了些日子,孩子觉得放羊实在没啥可寻乐的,于是又想起了上回的事,他又放声大喊:“狼来了!狼来了!”Few days later,the boy feels that graze sheep is an uninteresting job indeed,therefore,he thought the funny matter he has done last time and shouted aloud:” The wolf is coming!Wolf!” 像上次一样,村里的人又都放下了手边的工作,急忙忙地奔上山坡,但仍未见狼影.这次,村里的人可真气坏了.As previously,the village people who have put aside the work of the hand,hurried off on the hill,but still don’t see the wolf.This time,people are filled with fury.又过了好些时候,羊儿还在阳光下吃草.忽然,狼群从树丛中冲出,开始攻击羊群,放羊的孩子也害怕极了.After several hours,when sheep are cropping on the grass under the sun,wolves rush out of the forest and began to attack sheep suddenly.The boy was scared.于是,他急忙放声大喊:“狼来了!狼来了!快来救我呀!快来救我呀!”He cries loudly:” The wolf is coming,the wolf is coming!Help!Help!”但是,这次却没有一个村民赶来帮助了,大家都说,我们哪能总是被你骗呢!But unfortunately,this time nobody comes and helps boy,they thought that this is just a same trick as before,we wouldn’t be cheated (fool again) again!孩子急忙逃回了家,自己虽没受伤,但他的羊群,却都被饿狼杀死了.The boy escapes death and goes back without any injure,but his sheep flock all were killed by starving wolves.寓言的含意是:_______________________.The moral of the story is
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