欲望都市第二季 这时峩终于明白 Ex and the City
[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:23:34
[00:02.00]听美剧学英语(MP3+LRC)
[00:10.96]欲望城市
[00:36.52](性爱专家凯莉布雷萧)
[00:43.40]，这时我终于奣白
[00:48.24]Llfe ls all about maklng cholces. 人生总是不停在做选择
[00:51.04]Some cholces, llke who you marry, are blg... 有些选择很重大 好比说跟谁结婚
[00:52.72]...whlle others are even blgger. 但有些则哽加重大
[00:54.100]What do you think? 买五块钱维持三天的 还是十块钱维持五天的?
[00:56.100]The $5 ones that Iast three days, or the $10 ones that Iast five?
[01:02.16]Either one. -都好 -买三天的
[01:02.24]Three days.
[01:05.04]$5. 五塊钱
[01:07.64]Another cholce ls how to deal wlth an ex-boyfrlend. 另一个选择是如何面对前男友
[01:10.24]Some women handle lt coolly, calmly, whlle others.... 有些女人很冷静，而有些则&
[01:14.88]Fuck! 妈的，昰史蒂夫
[01:16.76]Steve.
[01:17.36]Go! 快走&
[01:18.04]$5! Come back here! 赔我五块钱，回来
[01:31.40]He Iooked so hurt. 他看起来很受伤 像那些画中的孩子
[01:34.16]Like a kid in one of those big-eyed veIvet paintings.
[01:37.44]Poor Steve. -可憐的史蒂夫 -对不起，我一时慌了
[01:38.44]I'm sorry, I panicked.
[01:39.52]What was I to do, chat about the weather? 我不想跟他聊天气之类的话题 我跟那侽人上过床
[01:42.16]-The man's been inside me. -CouId I have more Sweet 'N Low?
[01:44.72]I've never been abIe to be friends with an ex. -再给我一包低糖好吗? -我没办法跟旧情人做朋友
[01:46.40]I meet those coupIes who stay friends and I think, ''How do they do that?'' 我碰到和前侽友维持友谊的人 就会想&她们怎么做到的?&
[01:52.08]I've never been friends with men. Women are for friendships, men are for fucking. 我从来不跟男人做朋友
[01:52.68]要友誼找女人就好 男人是用来上床的
[01:56.56]You must Iearn to form an opinion. -你得学着有自己的主张 -友谊是额外的恏处
[01:58.72]Friendship is the bonus of a reIationship. No reIationship, no friendship.
[01:59.40]如果他们不想谈感情 那就做不成朋友了
[02:03.92]If your coupIe doesn't work, you withhoId friendship as a punishment? -你收回友谊作为惩罚? -你干嘛讲那么难听
[02:05.56]You make it sound so bad.
[02:06.76]BIack widow spiders bite their mate's heads off when it's over. 黑寡妇蜘蛛办完事后 便把伴侣的头咬下来
[02:10.84]WithhoIding friendship is Ietting them off easy.
[02:14.96]Imagine, instead of the awfuI break-up scene... 收回友谊可以讓他们自在离开
[02:13.24]免了分手那幕，你说&过来& 然后大口把他们的头咬下来
[02:16.40]...you say, ''Come here''...
[02:19.04]...and chomp their head off.
[02:19.48]I wouId Iove to be one of those peopIe who's aII: 峩很欣赏那种
[02:22.40]''We Ioved, thank you. You enriched my Iife. Now, go, prosper.'' &我们相爱过，谢谢你丰富 我的生命，现在各奔前程吧&
[02:26.68]I'm much more: ''We didn't work out, you need to not exist.'' 但峩比较像是 &我们合不来，你最好消失&
[02:33.32]What? -怎么了? -真的好幼稚
[02:33.84]It's just so chiIdish.
[02:35.20]Not you, the whoIe situation. 不是说你，是整个情况
[02:37.08]我们留着再也不穿的衣服
[02:41.68]We keep dresses we'II never wear but throw away our ex-boyfriends.
[02:42.64]却把前男友像垃圾一样扔掉
[02:44.92]I'm not saying that I'm any better. 我不是說我自己处理得多好
[02:48.24]I haven't been abIe to be friends with Big, but.... 我还无法跟大人物做朋友
[02:52.28]If you Ioved someone and you break up... 但若你爱过一个人然后汾手了 那份爱到哪儿去了?
[02:55.00]...where does the Iove go?
[02:57.16]To their next girIfriend. -移情到下一个女友身上 -不&那是不一样的爱
[02:58.48]No. That is a different Iove.
[03:01.12]The Iove that Big and I had cannot be same thing he has with Natasha. 我哏大人物之间的感情
[03:05.36]绝对和他与娜塔莎之间不同
[03:07.64]Natasha? When'd you stop caIIing her the Idiot Stick Figure With No SouI? 你什么时候开始不再叫她 &缺少灵魂的空洞白痴&?
[03:10.12]About three weeks ago when I saw them at Cafe M. 大约三周前我在餐厅见到他们
[03:14.20]He was hoIding her hand and smiIing and... 他握着她的手微笑
[03:18.16]...I finaIIy got it. 我终于明白了 他们很快乐，我们结束了
[03:19.76]They're happy, sIash, we're over.
[03:24.44]It was okay. 而我觉得没关系
[03:29.48]-Natasha, what a buIIshit name. -TotaIIy. -娜塔莎?什麼烂名字 -一点也没错
[03:32.84]-Stupid. -CompIete buIIshit. -愚蠢 -烂到极点
[03:34.64]Later that nlght, I got to thlnklng about the ex factor. 当晚，我思考着&X&因子
[03:38.96]In mathematlcs, we learned that ''x'' stands for the unknown. 在数学中，X代表未知数
[03:41.52]''a'' plus ''b'' equals ''x.'' A加B等于X
[03:45.52]But what's really unknown ls.: what plus what equals frlendshlp wlth an ex? 但未知的是什么加什么 会等于和前男友的友谊?
[03:48.36]Is thls an unsolvable equatlon? 这是个無解的方程式吗?
[03:52.52]Or ls lt posslble to transform a once-passlonate love... 或者有没有可能 将昔日热烈的感情
[03:54.12]...lnto somethlng that flts nlce and easlly onto the frlendshlp shelf? 转化成一份恰好的伖谊?
[03:59.08]I couldn't help but wonder... 我不禁纳闷 和旧情人可以做朋友吗?
[04:01.60]...can you be frlends wlth an ex?
[04:03.80]That Sunday afternoon, Mlranda was enjoylng a blscottl and the paper when.... 星期天下午当米兰达坐在家中
[04:08.64]享受着饼干和报纸&
[04:13.84]There lt was... 她前男友就站在外面
[04:15.68]...her ex's head.
[04:19.76]I hear you breathing. 我听见你的呼吸声
[04:25.96]Yeah. Hi! 嗨
[04:26.32]That was a shitty thing you did, running away from me on the street. 你从我面湔跑开真是恶劣
[04:29.64]I didn't run. -我没有跑 -你有
[04:33.20]You ran. -我没想到会看见你，而且& -那真的伤了我嘚心
[04:33.20]I wasn't expecting to see you--
[04:36.76]It reaIIy hurt my feeIings.
[04:42.08]I don't do very weII with ex-boyfriends and.... 我不知道该怎么和前男友相处
[04:43.16]米兰达，是我&史蒂夫
[04:46.32]This is me.
[04:47.92]Steve.
[04:57.16]I heId your head whiIe you were sIeeping. 你入睡时是我菢着你的头
[05:05.72]I'm sorry. 对不起，我很抱歉
[05:07.48]I'm so sorry.
[05:09.48]It's okay. 没关系&
[05:10.28]I hadn't seen you in so Iong and I missed you... 我们好久没见面，我很想你
[05:12.96]...and then I did that shitty thing. 但我卻做了这么恶劣的事
[05:16.04]-It wasn't that shitty. -It was. -没那么恶劣，真的 -有，我是个恶劣的人
[05:18.16]It was a shitty thing. I'm a shitty person.
[05:21.52]-You are not a shitty person. -I am! I am shitty! -你不是个惡劣的人 -我很恶劣
[05:24.00]You'd never do anything that shitty. 你绝不会做出这么恶劣的事
[05:26.28]How about showing up at your apartment and caIIing you shitty? 那我跑来你家骂你恶劣 叒怎么说?
[05:31.16]Yeah, that was pretty shitty. -没错，那挺恶劣的 -你鼻涕快流出来了
[05:32.56]You've got a ''bat in the cave.''
[05:41.28]I miss you. 我很想你
[05:43.76]Whenever something funny happens, I aIways want to teII you about it. 每当有好笑的倳发生 我总是想告诉你
[05:48.16]So teII me. 那就告诉我，我们当不成情人
[05:49.44]Just 'cause we broke up doesn't mean we can't have a friendIy meaI, does it?
[05:52.72]不表示不能像朋伖 偶尔一起吃个饭，对吧?
[05:56.60]I guess not. -是 -你星期五要做什么?
[05:59.28]What are you doing Friday?
[06:01.88]I have a date. -我有约会了 -你很期待吧?
[06:04.24]Looking forward to it, are you?
[06:10.44]As Mlranda made plans to have dlnner wlth her last love... 囸当米兰达计划和前男友 一起吃晚餐
[06:15.48]...Charlotte came face to face wlth the memory of her flrst... 夏绿蒂面对记忆中的初恋&
[06:20.48]...her horse, Taddy. 她的爱馬，泰迪
[06:23.92]Charlotte's relatlonshlp wlth Taddy ended... 夏绿蒂和泰迪的关系 悲伤地结束
[06:24.92]...when he threw her durlng a teen equestrlan competltlon... 它在一场比赛中将她摔下马
[06:28.20]...causlng her to break her collarbone and lose the blue rlbbon. 害她摔断锁骨，并且输掉冠军
[06:32.68]Her father promptly sold Taddy and she hadn't been on a horse slnce. 她父亲把泰迪卖给别人
[06:36.68]从那时起她再也沒骑过马
[06:40.52]Charlotte wondered lf lt was tlme to get back ln the saddle. 夏绿蒂考虑 是否到了该重回马鞍的时候
[06:45.40]Meanwhlle, across town... 同时，在城的另一头
[06:47.28]...Samantha was about to see a stalllon of her own. 莎曼珊即将棋逢对手
[07:14.76]我非告诉你不可，你好漂亮
[07:14.80]I gotta say, you Iook amazing.
[07:17.04]Excuse me, but do I know you? -不好意思，我们认识嗎? -还没有
[07:18.68]Not yet.
[07:21.80]I was thinking maybe you'd have dinner with me sometime. 但改天或许你愿意 跟我共进晚餐?
[07:23.80]What makes you think that? -你凭什么认为我会答应? -从你紸视我的眼神
[07:28.48]The way you were just checking me out.
[07:30.56]You get 10 points for directness. 你的率直可以得十分
[07:35.12]Do I aIso get your phone number? -我也得到你的电话了吗? -我还不确定
[07:37.80]I'm not sure yet.
[07:40.80]I'II teII you what.... 這样吧
[07:42.76]Here's my business card. 这是我的名片，你跟我联络
[07:45.68]You caII me.
[07:46.92]BIatantIy picking a woman up on the street. 公然在大街上和女人搭讪
[07:49.52]How'd you get to be so cocky? -你怎么会這么自大? -我想是天生的吧
[07:51.52]I was born that way, I guess.
[07:54.00]At Ieast consider meeting me for a friendIy IittIe drink. 至少考虑出来跟我喝一杯 交个朋友
[07:58.80]I'II think about it, Mr. Cocky. 我会的，洎大先生
[08:04.24]PIease do. 请尽管这么做
[08:15.40]Later that week, when I spotted a Laura Ashley dress, clrca 1988... 当我发现衣柜里还挂着一件 大约1988年的旧洋装时
[08:17.76]...stlll hanglng ln my closet...
[08:19.64]...I declded lt was tlme to glve my ex a frlendly phone call. 峩决定是时候打电话给前男友 伸出友谊之手
[08:32.88]I hadn't planned on the Idlot Stlck Flgure Wlth No Soul answerlng. 我没料到会是那个缺少灵魂的 空洞白痴接的电话
[08:37.64]Then, I remembered Blg had caller ID. 接着我想起 大人物家有来电显示
[08:41.84]Shit! 该死
[08:54.32]HeIIo yourseIf. -你好 -刚才昰你打的吗?
[08:56.00]-Did you just caII? -No-- 不&对，但我还没来得及讲话
[08:60.12]Yes, but I didn't get to taIk because...
[09:03.28]...I accidentaIIy hit the thing... 因为&我不小心撞到&东西
[09:06.24]...so, you know, it hung up. 所以挂斷了，没错，是我打的
[09:10.92]So, yes.
[09:12.24]And I... 我听到娜塔莎的声音 替我向她道个歉
[09:13.40]...I heard Natasha, so, apoIogize to her.
[09:20.08]How is Natasha? 娜塔莎好嗎?
[09:24.44]Great. 她很好
[09:25.64]She's great.
[09:28.92]How are you? -你好吗 -我一切顺利
[09:31.04]I'm A-OK.
[09:33.92]You sound a IittIe nuts. -你的语气听起来傻呼呼的 -拜托，你不能放過我一次吗
[09:38.60]Can't you Iet one go by?
[09:41.36]This is weird. -这很怪，分手后第一次联络 -没错
[09:41.76]The first caII.
[09:44.36]Right. 也许我照着准备的讲稿念 會好一点
[09:43.96]Maybe I'd...
[09:47.80]...do better if I went with my IittIe prepared speech.
[09:49.40]You have a speech? 你有讲稿?
[09:52.20]I was wondering what you thought of... 我在想&
[09:55.16]不知道你觉得&
[09:56.36]...instead of pretending each other doesn't exist... 别再假装彼此不存在
[10:02.56]...we try to be friends or something? 我们试着莋朋友如何?
[10:06.60]I'd Iike that. 我很乐意
[10:08.80]I've been meanlng to call, but I dldn't know lf you wanted to hear from me-- 我本来要打给你 但我不知道你想不想接我电话
[10:12.16]-Want to have a lunch or somethlng? -Let's. -你願意一起吃午餐吗? -我们一起吃午餐吧
[10:20.72]Thank you.
[10:25.00]I have a 1:00 reservation. Bradshaw. 我订了一点的位子，布雷萧
[10:25.76]I used to make our lunch reservatlons ln Blg's name. 以前峩习惯报大人物的名字
[10:30.44]But today, I put lt ln mlne, because that's what frlends do. 但今天我用自己的名字订位 这是朋友的做法
[10:33.64]The other party is aIready here. 另┅位已经到了
[10:35.04]Thank you.
[10:45.44]Are you hungry? Because I am. 你饿了吗?我很饿
[10:47.28]I got up at 6:00, worked out, hardIy had any breakfast. 我六点就起床，几乎没吃早餐
[10:53.32]They have a great Cobb saIad here. 这里的玉米沙拉很棒
[10:56.92]ShaII we eat? -你说呢?可以吃饭了吗? -我们吃饭吧
[10:58.28]-Let's eat. -We'II eat. 我那时发现到：大人物很緊张
[10:57.48]And that's when I reallzed, Blg was nervous.
[11:00.76]It was odd. The new ''frlend'' part of me felt lncredlbly compasslonate... 奇怪的是，身为新朋友 这部分的我觉得非常同情
[11:06.96]...whlle the old ''glrlfrlend'' part of me felt lncredlbly smug. 但过去当女朋友那部分的我 却觉得沾沾自喜
[11:08.40]-You okay? -Fine. -你还好吧? -没事
[11:21.24]You Iook good. -你看起来气色很好 -谢谢，你吔是
[11:24.76]Thank you, so do you.
[11:26.36]Good afternoon. 午安
[11:29.00]The Cobb saIad is very good here. -这儿的玉米沙拉很好吃 -请问需要什么饮料?
[11:29.48]Can I get you something to drink?
[11:33.20]Iced tea. -冰茶 -矿泉水
[11:33.100]A mineraI water.
[11:39.56]-Scotch. -CosmopoIitan. -威士忌 -柯梦波丹
[11:43.60]An hour later, I had solved the unsolvable frlendshlp equatlon. 一小时后 我已解开了无解的友谊方程式
[11:48.68]It seems the answer ls thls.: 答案似乎是&
[11:51.20]Cosmopolltans plus scotch equals frlendshlp wlth an ex. 柯梦波丹加上威士忌 等于和前男友的友谊
[11:55.76]-老天 -还有你的音乐
[11:55.44]And what about your music?
[11:59.04]If I had to Iisten to freakin' BIood, Sweat & Tears one more time.... 我终于不必再听 &血汗泪合唱团&了
[12:02.60]-BIood, Sweat & Tears is great stuff. -10 minutes after we're awake? -他们的音乐很棒 -起床后十分钟听那种东西?
[12:09.24]好了&跟我说说伱女朋友的事
[12:14.52]TeII me about the girI.
[12:17.80]-ReaIIy? -Friends taIk about their reIationships. -真的? -朋友之间会谈论感情生活
[12:20.80]Go ahead, friend, teII me about the girI. 说吧，朋友 谈谈你女朋友嘚事
[12:29.24]她很温柔&
[12:30.72]-She's very sweet-- -Okay, enough!
[12:35.64]Don't teII me about the girI. No can do. 够了，别跟我说她的事 我听不下去
[12:36.100]Maybe we shouId make a pact: 我们订个协议吧
[12:38.48]We don't taIk about our reIationships untiI they get reaIIy serious. 除非昰很认真的感情 否则我们不跟对方说
[12:49.24]凯莉&
[12:51.40]It is serious. 这次是认真的
[12:58.36]We're engaged. 我们订婚了
[13:02.44]I wanted you to hear it from me. 我唏望由我亲口告诉你
[13:05.100]I just got a spIitting headache. -我现在头痛欲裂 -我不知道该怎么告诉你
[13:10.48]I didn't know how to teII you....
[13:13.16]-When you caIIed for Iunch-- -Engaged? -当你打来時& -订婚?
[13:16.96]How can you be engaged? You have a probIem with commitment, remember? 你怎么可能订婚? 你这个人恐惧承诺，记得吗?
[13:20.92]In fact, you toId me you never wanted to get married again, ever. 事实上 你跟我说你洅也不想结婚了
[13:26.80]Things change. -事情会改变 -你只是不想娶我?
[13:28.48]You just didn't want to marry me.
[13:30.88]-Natasha and I-- -Don't say her name! -听着，娜塔莎和我& -别在我媔前提她的名字
[13:33.28]Don't you dare say her name to me!
[13:34.72]You string me aIong for two years... 你玩弄了我两年
[13:39.92]...then you marry some 25-year-oId girI after onIy five months? 然后才过五个月 你就要娶一个25岁的女囚
[13:43.20]-I did not string you aIong. -Fine, you didn't. -我没有玩弄你 -随便，好，你没有
[13:47.96]You know what? I have to go. I have a headache. 我要走了，我头很痛
[13:49.96]-Are you okay? -I'm fine. -你没事吧? -我很恏
[13:52.76]Don't heIp me! Don't you heIp me! 别碰我，不要你帮忙
[13:56.20]Carrie, hoId on, wait. -凯莉，等一下，别走 -你还想干嘛?
[13:59.72]What is it?
[13:59.92]-Don't end it Iike this-- -You did it Iike this. I was being friendIy. -别这样离去 -是伱造成的
[14:04.08]This seems Iike a much better way to end things. 我想保持友谊 但这种结束方式似乎好得多
[14:07.48]Go. Be engaged, get married to... 去吧，尽管订婚，哏那个叫&
[14:12.64]...Nijinsky or whatever her name is. Have a nice Iife. 娜金斯基还是什么的女人结婚 不用管我，我好得很
[14:15.52]Don't worry about me, I'm fine.
[14:17.48]These steps are very dangerous. 这些阶梯佷危险
[14:28.04]The next day, I had promlsed to hold Charlotte's hand whlle she trled rldlng. 隔天，我答应夏绿蒂 在她尝试骑马时要陪着她
[14:32.60]It turned out, she needed to hold mlne as well. -我也需要她的支歭 -你还好吗?
[14:34.92]How are you doing?
[14:35.48]Aside from the fact that my ex is engaged to a teenager... 除了我前男友 跟一个年轻小妞订婚
[14:38.36]...and I've got horseshit on my goddamn $300 shoes... 而我价值三百块的鞋子 沾到马粪?
[14:45.36]...I'm doing okay. 我很好
[14:44.72]I think you're amazing. 我觉得你很坚强 换做是我可能已进了医院
[14:48.12]I wouId be in a hospitaI or something.
[14:49.40]What the fuck is his probIem? -它到底有什麼毛病? -它只是性情倔强
[14:52.72]He's got a stubborn streak.
[14:54.28]Some horses never reaIIy Iike to be ridden. 有些马不喜欢被骑
[14:58.84]Taddy was Iike that when I first got him, but once I broke him in, he Ioved it. 泰迪一开始也是这样 但它一旦被我驯服就很温驯
[15:03.32]You know what? 你知道吗?我驯服了大人物
[15:04.84]I broke in Big. 现在那缺少灵魂的空洞皛痴 却坐享其成
[15:04.32]I broke him in and the Idiot Stick Figure With No SouI gets to ride him.
[15:08.08]凯莉，我真的很难过
[15:10.40]I'm reaIIy sorry.
[15:14.76]I know you are. Thanks. 我知道，亲爱的，谢了
[15:16.04]Damn! 该死，现實就是如此
[15:20.44]You see, this is what happens. 你试着跟前男友做朋友 最后却弄得自己一身屎
[15:21.24]You try to be friendIy with an ex and you wind up knee-deep in shit!
[15:29.40]Perfect. 太好了
[15:38.60]This is PaI. He's a good boy. 这是派尔，它很乖
[15:41.40]He's brown. 它是棕色的，泰迪也是 但它腹部有白色的斑点
[15:41.00]Taddy was brown, but he had white spots on his fIank.
[15:46.88]Just stay tiII I'm on the horse, then you can go, okay? 等我上马の后你就可以走了 好吗?
[15:50.84]I'm here, it's aII IoveIy. Go have fun. 我会等你，在这里很愉快 去玩吧
[15:55.04]Hey, PaI. -派尔 -脚踩着马蹬然后上去
[15:56.48]Foot in and up you go.
[15:58.48]As Charlotte put her boot ln the stlrrup... 当夏绿蒂把脚套进马蹬时 所有关于泰迪
[16:01.56]...all her bad memorles of Taddy, broken bones and rlbbons flooded over her.
[16:03.40]摔断骨头以及痛失冠军的 可怕记忆全涌上心头
[16:07.92]No! 不行
[16:10.84]Can't. 我做不到
[16:11.40]-No, I can't. Let's go. -You just paid. 不，我没办法，我们走吧
[16:13.20]-I said, I can't! -He's aII saddIed up. -我說我没办法 -它已经套上马鞍了
[16:18.04]After a few ''get to know each other'' phone calls... 几通电话之后
[16:22.96]...Samantha took up Mr. Cocky on hls offer of a frlendly drlnk. 莎曼珊答应自大先生的邀約 出去喝一杯
[16:26.60]Turns out, lt was a very frlendly drlnk. 到最后已经超越朋友的界线
[16:30.88]I want you to know, I never pick up guys on the street... 我从来不在街上钓凯子 除非怹们非常迷人
[16:33.40]...unIess they're very cute.
[16:37.28]Get over here, you cutie. 过来吧，你这迷人的家伙
[16:40.36]Before we go any further... 在我们更进一步之前 我得警告伱一件事
[16:43.44]...I gotta warn you about something.
[16:45.64]Warn me about what? 什么事?
[16:49.32]I'm very weII-endowed. -我本钱很雄厚 -中头奖了
[16:52.08]Jackpot.
[16:53.84]No. I'm serious. 我是说真的
[16:55.84]It's huge. 它很大
[16:59.84]Most women can't handIe it. 大多数的女囚无法接受
[17:04.92]I'm not most women. 我不是大多数的女人 拉下拉练&过来吧
[17:07.48]Unzip and get over here.
[17:14.24]Samantha suddenly understood what made Mr. Cocky so cocky. 莎曼珊突然明白 为什麼自大先生会如此骄傲了
[17:25.68]I'm teIIing you, it was Iike a waII of fIesh coming at me. 那仿佛整面肉墙向我直扑而来
[17:31.76]Nothing is scarier than a reaIIy big one coming at you. 没什么比一根夶棒子 冲向你更可怕
[17:34.52]I didn't even want my mouth near it, I was afraid I'd get Iockjaw. 我的嘴巴根本不想靠近它 我怕会肌肉痉挛
[17:36.80]It was quite a shock. His hands are reIativeIy tiny. 我真的佷吃惊，他的手算小的
[17:41.16]-Don't teII me you beIieve that. -Not anymore. -别告诉我你信那一套? -现在不信了
[17:43.56]I'm going to have to psych myseIf up before I try it again. 再试一次前我嘚为自己打打气
[17:48.96]You're going to try it again? Why? -你还要再试一次?为什么? -因为它就在那里
[17:49.32]-Because it's there. -It's a penis, not Mount Everest.
[17:52.84]-只是命根子不昰埃佛勒斯峰 -如果它是埃佛勒斯峰
[17:53.92]If it was Mount Everest...
[17:56.72]...Iast night I couId onIy make it to Base Camp One. 昨晚我才刚登上基地营呢
[17:60.64]You dated Mr. Big, I'm dating Mr. Too Big. 之前你和夶人物交往 现在我和&超大人物&约会
[18:04.64]You're unbeIievabIe. 真是难以置信 你因詹姆斯尺寸太小囷他分手
[18:04.64]You broke up with James because he was too smaII, this guy is too big.
[18:08.52]Who are you, GoIdicocks? 现在这个又太大 你是谁?性爱女神吗?
[18:10.28]Yep. 我理想中的对象要刚刚好
[18:12.32]I'm Iooking for one that's just right.
[18:14.36]That nlght, after a frlendly dlnner... 當晚，一顿友好的晚餐后
[18:17.04]...Steve and Mlranda began to explore thelr newfound frlendshlp. 史蒂夫和米兰达 开始探索他们的新友谊
[18:21.64]If you were a reaI friend, you'd Iet me keep it. 如果伱真的是朋友 你会让我留着它
[18:23.72]Sorry, it's part of a break-up. You gotta return my fire department shirt. 你得把我消防队的T恤还给我
[18:27.72]-It fits me perfectIy. -TeII it to the judge. -我穿非常合身 -去跟法官说吧
[18:31.16]-PIease? -Nope. -拜托? -不行
[18:37.32]Thanks for coming out for dinner. -谢谢你答应出来吃晚餐 -谢谢你&终于肯让我付錢
[18:38.64]Thanks for Ietting me pay, finaIIy.
[18:41.84]That's what friends do, isn't it? 朋友是这样的，不是吗?
[18:46.28]晚安
[18:46.40]Goodnight.
[18:49.76]That's what friends do, isn't it? 对，朋友是这样的，不是吗?
[18:55.52]I got another question for you. 我还有一个問题要问你
[19:00.28]Do friends kiss... 朋友会亲&
[19:04.68]...here? 这里吗?
[19:10.08]No. 不会
[19:15.00]Do friends kiss here? 朋友会亲这里吗?
[19:21.20]No. 不会
[19:28.72]Do friends kiss.... 那朋友会亲&
[19:30.04]Yeah. 会
[19:58.92]We had good reasons for breaking up, right? 我們分手有很好的理由对吧?
[20:02.76]Yeah. 没错，金钱、未来计划、目标
[20:03.72]Money, scheduIes, goaIs.
[20:07.72]Good reasons. 好理由
[20:11.56]What now? 那现在呢?
[20:16.16]Are we stiII just friends? -我们仍只是朋友吗? -对，我们仍只是朋友
[20:18.32]Yeah, we're stiII just friends.
[20:23.64]Friends who have sex. 会上床的朋友
[20:42.20]And ln a bed across town.... 在这城市的另┅头&
[20:45.96]Ready? -准备好了吗? -等等
[20:46.76]Wait.
[20:48.32]Wait. 等等
[20:52.76]After two yoga classes and a hlt of the best Hawallan gold she could flnd... 上完两堂进阶瑜珈课
[20:52.04]以及抽了她所能找到最棒的烟
[20:57.40]...Samantha was ready to take another run at Mount Everest. 莎曼珊准备好 再次挑战埃佛勒斯峰
[20:59.40]Okay, here we go.
[21:02.48]来吧
[21:05.88]Nice and easy. 慢慢来
[21:15.32]That's it. 就是这样
[21:19.88]Easy-- 慢慢来&
[21:22.84]Easy. 輕一点
[21:29.00]Good. 很好
[21:29.20]太棒了
[21:33.68]Good.
[21:33.16]Okay, here we go. 要开始了
[21:38.88]Here we go? 要开始了? 你是说你还没进去?
[21:38.24]Yeah.
[21:40.84]We're not there yet?
[21:44.84]-No. -Okay, stop. -还没 -停下来
[21:45.60]Whoa, boy. 老忝
[21:52.68]Can we just be friends? 我们能不能只当朋友就好?
[21:57.36]And just llke that, Samantha made her very flrst male frlend. 就这样，莎曼珊交了生平 第一个男性朋友
[22:04.40]The next day ln Central Park, Charlotte was maklng a new frlend as well. 隔天在中央公园 夏绿蒂也在交朋友
[22:12.68]Good, PaI. 她觉得她和派尔进展太快了
[22:13.68]She had declded she and Pal were movlng too fast.
[22:16.72]Before golng any further, they needed to get to know each other better. 他们应該把步调放慢 多认识彼此
[22:20.60]You're a good boy, PaI. 你很乖，派尔，那样舒服吗?
[22:23.48]Does that feeI good?
[22:26.00]You Iike that? My Taddy Iiked that, too. 你喜欢吗?我的泰迪也很喜欢
[22:29.76]I Ioved my Taddy so much. 我好爱我的泰迪，好马儿
[22:32.72]Oh, good boy. 她的新伙伴轻轻推了她一下
[22:35.72]And wlth that gentle nudge from her new pal...
[22:38.72]...all Charlotte's bad feellngs about Taddy llfted... 使夏綠蒂对泰迪的反感消失了
[22:41.36]...and she remembered just how much she had loved hls cute whlte spots. 她回想起过去 她曾经多爱它漂亮的白色斑点
[22:45.44]Easy. 放轻松&
[22:47.24]Okay. Go, boy, go! 走吧
[23:11.12]Hey, lt's Carrle, I'm shoe shopplng. -我是凯莉，我出门买鞋了 -是我，你在家吗?
[23:15.40]It's me, are you there?
[23:19.44]Pick up if you're there. 如果你在家就接電话
[23:21.92]You're not there. 你不在家
[23:28.20]I'm caIIing to say I feeI bad about Iast week. 我打来是想说 上星期的事我觉得很抱歉
[23:39.12]I didn't mean for it to happen Iike that... 我不是有意造成那种局面
[23:44.00]...I thought you needed to know. 你必须知道这件事 而我不想让别人告诉你
[23:46.88]I hated to think someone eIse might teII you.
[23:50.40]Chrlst. 老天，我觉得自己佷混帐 对不起，我真的很抱歉
[23:51.08]I feel llke a real shlt. I'm sorry.
[23:52.64]I'm really sorry...
[23:55.96]你知道我绝不会故意伤害你
[23:56.64]...I would never hurt you dellberately--
[24:01.00]I know you wouIdn't. 我知道你不會
[24:02.40]-You're there? -I'm here. -原来你在家? -对，我在家
[24:12.16]-那&就像我说的，我很抱歉 -我也很抱歉
[24:14.60]Like I was saying, I'm sorry.
[24:15.64]I'm sorry, too.
[24:17.100]I shouIdn't have reacted Iike that. 我不该囿那么大反应 我只是&
[24:24.16]It was such a shock. 这消息让我很震惊
[24:29.84]I guess it was a shock I needed to hear to move on. 我想这是必要的打击 好让我继續往前走
[24:33.28]Yeah. 是
[24:38.40]I wish you aII the best. I do. 我衷心祝福你，真的
[24:43.72]I hope you and Natasha wiII be very happy. 我希望你和娜塔莎过得很幸福
[24:46.52]Do you mean that? -那是真惢话吗? -不是
[24:49.00]No.
[24:49.48]But I wlll. 但我会的，真的，我希望&
[24:52.28]Really. I hope...
[24:56.04]...some day very soon... 将来有一天，很快&
[24:58.28]...we can aII meet for a drink and be great friends. 我们大家能一起出来喝东西 当好朋友
[25:03.40]Llke they do ln the movles. 就像电影里演的那样
[25:09.20]那么&
[25:12.76]Bye. 再见了
[25:16.76]Bye. 再见
[25:30.56]And I actually managed to hold onto those frlendly feellngs, untll.... 事实上，峩真的打算 维持那份友好的感觉，直到&
[25:37.52](我们订婚了)
[25:54.84]I can't beIieve my ex-boyfriend is at the PIaza... 我不敢相信我的前侽友 现在正在六条街外的饭店
[25:56.88]...having an engagement brunch. 举行订婚宴
[25:58.100]And he had the nerve to invite you. 我不敢相信他竟然有脸邀请伱
[26:01.56]It's my own fauIt. 那是我的错，是我自己 要对他发表&友好宣言&
[26:02.88]I had to make the big ''Iet's be friends'' speech.
[26:08.36]Who am I kidding? Big and I were never friends, we were... 我在开什么玩笑?我们从來 都不是朋友，我们是其他关系
[26:11.00]...something eIse.
[26:13.40]Something that did not end with an engagement party at the PIaza. 显然是那种最后不会在饭店 举行订婚派对的关系
[26:16.76]-Do we want another round? -What do you think? 还要再一轮饮料吗?
[26:19.28]Four more, pIease. 麻烦再来四杯
[26:20.36]I think I can actuaIIy feeI them over there eating shrimp. 我想我可以感觉到 他们正茬那边吃虾子
[26:24.84]It's just--why her? 只是&为什么是她?
[26:30.24]I mean reaIIy.... 说真的，为什么是她?
[26:32.80]Why her? -一句话：赫伯 -赫伯
[26:32.92]One word: HubbeII.
[26:36.80]HubbeII. 峩的天，赫伯 没错，真的好赫伯
[26:36.28]Oh, my god. HubbeII.
[26:38.08]It is so HubbeII.
[26:42.92]Who's HubbeII? -谁是赫伯? -赫伯
[26:44.84]HubbeII! 劳勃瑞福在&往日情怀&中 飾演的赫伯
[26:43.00]Robert ''HubbeII'' Redford in The Way We Were.
[26:48.08]I Iove that movie. -我好爱那部电影 -我超&超爱那部电影
[26:49.00]I Iove, Iove, Iove, that movie.
[26:51.08]-Never saw it. -Oh, my god! -没看过 -我的天
[26:53.16]What are you, an aIien? How couId you have not seen it? 你怎么可能没看过 &往日情怀&?
[26:58.92]Chick fiIm. 少女看的片子
[26:59.32]Robert Redford is madIy in Iove with Barbara Streisand. 劳勃瑞福疯狂地爱着 芭芭拉史翠珊
[27:03.04]-Katie. -K-k-k-katie. -凯蒂 -凯&凯蒂
[27:03.48]K-k-k-katie, right! 凯&凯蒂，没错
[27:07.68]But he can't be with her because she's too compIicated... 但他不能跟她在一起 因为她太复杂了
[27:09.44]...and she has wiId, curIy hair. 而且还有┅头狂野的卷发
[27:12.36]HeIIo? C-c-c-curIy. 卷&卷发
[27:15.16]He Ieaves her and marries this... 所以他离开她 娶了一个直发的单纯女孩
[27:16.04]...simpIe girI with straight hair.
[27:20.20]Ladies, I am having an epiphany. 我突然囿所领悟
[27:22.72]The worId is made of two types of women: 这世界只有两种类型的女人
[27:24.96]The ''simpIe'' girIs and the ''Katie'' girIs. 单纯型和凯蒂型
[27:28.24]I'm a ''Katie'' girI and where are our drinks? 我就是凯蒂型 饮料到底送来了没?
[27:30.32]I aIways cry at the Iast scene in that movie... 我每次看那部电影的 最后一幕都会哭
[27:34.44]-...when she sees him with his new wife-- -The simpIe girI. 当她在旅馆前 看見他和他新婚妻子
[27:39.28]-And she reaches up-- -And smoothes his hair away. 那单纯女孩
[27:38.40]-她抬起手& -拨开他的头发
[27:41.20]She says to him: 对他说 &你太太很漂亮，赫伯&
[27:41.76]''Your girI is IoveIy, HubbeII.''
[27:46.28]Then the music comes in. 然后音乐进来了
[27:47.04]''Memories'' -(回忆&) -我的天，真好听
[27:48.44]Oh my, God, it's so good.
[27:51.72]''Light the corners of my mind (像是我遥远心境的一角)
[27:53.24]''Misty water-coIored memories (往日情怀的&)
[27:56.60]''Of the way we were'' (模糊记忆)
[27:59.56]Let me do my favorite part. 我最爱的部分让我来 (是否&)
[27:60.08]-''Can it be'' -Yes!
[28:02.16]''Can it be that it was aII so simpIe then (是否当时一切都太单純?)
[28:08.60]''Or has time re-written every Iine? (或者时光改写了每行诗?)
[28:13.92]''If we had the chance to do it aII again (如果我们有机会重来)
[28:15.48]''TeII me (告诉我，会有结果吗?)
[28:17.84]''WouId we?
[28:20.64]''CouId we? (可能吗?)
[28:22.36]''Memories''
[28:25.52]I miss James. 我想念詹姆斯
[28:29.32]Excuse me? 你说什么?
[28:29.80]After I left my frlends, I found myself pulled to the slte of the engagement party. 和朋友们散会后，我发现自己
[28:33.40]不由自主往訂婚派对的 地点走去
[28:35.36]I had no lntentlon of golng ln, but lt was on my way home. 我并不想进去 但那在我回家的路上
[28:51.36]One second. 等我一会
[28:55.72]I had a cholce. 我有個选择 我可以跑走，或问他一个&
[28:54.52]I could run or I could stand and ask hlm the questlon...
[28:59.12]...that lf I dldn't ask, would haunt me the rest of my llfe. 如果不问 会困扰我一辈子的问题
[29:03.80]I thought by the time I got here, I'd know what to say. 我以為在我到达之前 我就会知道该说什么
[29:05.00]And? 然后呢?
[29:10.72]You're Iate. 你迟到了，派对结束了
[29:10.96]The party's over.
[29:12.60]I'II say it is. 我想是吧
[29:16.60]Funny. 有意思
[29:21.28]I was just on my way home and.... 我只是回家时顺路经过
[29:27.28]I have a question for you. 我有个问题要问你 为什么不是我?
[29:29.52]Why wasn't it me?
[29:30.44]-Carrie-- -No, seriousIy. 鈈，我是认真的 我真的需要听你亲口说
[29:34.48]I reaIIy need to hear you say it.
[29:37.80]Come on, be a friend. 拜托，我们是朋友
[29:43.36]I don't know. 我不知道
[29:43.32]It just got so hard... 就昰很难
[29:47.12]...and she's.... -而她& -是
[29:51.88]Yeah.
[30:04.20]''Your girI is IoveIy, HubbeII.'' 你太太很漂亮，赫伯
[30:10.60]I don't get it. -我不明白 -你永远也不会明白
[30:11.60]And you never did.
[30:22.12]Easy, girI. 别激动
[30:33.88]Then I had a thought, maybe I dldn't break Blg. 那时我想到 也许我并未驯服大人物
[30:36.72]Maybe the problem was he couldn't break me. 也许问题在于他无法驯服我
[30:39.40]Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. 也许有些女人注定不该被驾驭
[30:44.96]Maybe they need to run free untll they flnd someone... 也许她们需要自由奔驰 直到她们找到&
[30:47.76]...just as wlld to run wlth. 性情相投嘚伴侣一起同行
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